Is a Person who sits on crap ether bird shit or just shit, especially from shitting them self's and you can call them shit pants for short
"Hay Dale i mean Dr Shit Pants would you like some fresh bird shit on the chair for you"
by Danny169 September 17, 2012
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its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real
steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023
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when you see the retarted kid pass a chunk in his/her pants and you say "hey shit pants" as oppose to "hey retard"
retard: shits pants

autistic kid: hey shit pants
by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020
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Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!

Jim: >_> <_<... no
by Shinaynay January 14, 2008
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when things get really scary, but not really that much scary
I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants
by Hybaj April 14, 2011
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