DR Shit Pants

Is a Person who sits on crap ether bird shit or just shit, especially from shitting them self's and you can call them shit pants for short

"Hay Dale i mean Dr Shit Pants would you like some fresh bird shit on the chair for you"

by Danny169 September 17, 2012

i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real

by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023

hey shit pants

when you see the retarted kid pass a chunk in his/her pants and you say "hey shit pants" as oppose to "hey retard"

retard: shits pants

autistic kid: hey shit pants

by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020

I Shitted In My Pants

I Shitted In My Pants LOL I Am For Real

I Shitted In My Pants Man

by I SHITTED IN MY PANTS June 29, 2021

are you shitting in my pants?!

in disbelief to the fullest extent.

incomprehensible.

Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!

Jim: >_> <_<... no

by Shinaynay January 16, 2008

stop shitting in my pants

a phrase you say when you don't beleive something...

Keisha had a baby?? Stop shitting in my pants son...

by Tata Nalles April 7, 2007

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

by Hybaj May 7, 2011