Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.

"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

by curly b April 6, 2006

dumber than dog shit

Someone of low intelligence. A person who is so stupid you feel sorry for him. This type of person tries to sound intelligent but the truth is in reality they are dyslexic slow learners and can't even figure out how to achieve the basics of life. They are dumber than dog shit.

1. He couldn't add 2+2.. he's dumber than dog shit.

2. Rehmeyer sure attempts to make his posts sound intelligent but the truth is he's really dumber than dog shit.

by kr3493k February 14, 2008

Baby dog shit

A person who is both king of jerks, and babies.

Bob: I hear you broke up with Diana last night.
Jack: Yeah, she had a crazy temper tantrum; she almost stabbed me with a fork!
Bob: Well you cheated on her, so it makes sense. I think you should talk to her.
Jack: No, fuck her, and I don't wanna get stabbed.
Bob: Dude, you are such a piece of baby dog shit.

by Rdcatfish302 July 25, 2011

dog shit taco

a taco that consist of dog shit and a flour tortilla with your choice of toppings

your breath smells like you eat a dog shit taco

by Zack Harrison December 19, 2007

Dog shit

Large stack of cash usually at least 10 bands.

“I woke up made dog shit, you work a job you prolly whip cleanin”

by AK Bandamont February 25, 2020

hammered dog shit

The way one appears after a rough night of anything.

Man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog shit.

by Dave McVicker April 27, 2006

Dog Shit Sniffer

A person who has extremely weird tastes concerning a wide range of things from bizarre social interactions to food, drink and entertainment.

Doug has no discernible discrimination when it comes to many parts of life in general and it's interactions. The guy is undoubtedly a veritable Dog Shit Sniffer.

by Za Cosmic Clown May 22, 2019