shake n bake

A Sexual term which includes a comination of fetishes. Shake n Bake is when one of the two engaging members deficates in a bag which is then placed over the head of the other member, similar to seasoning a chicken. Now, to satify not only the affixiation and defication fetishes, the person then gets "shaken" by having a noose tied around the neck and over a ceiling fan which is oscilating at a low speed. Extremely dangerous, but enjoyable if that is your thing.

I can't believe she asked me to give her a Shake n Bake

I should not have eatin Thai food before trying to Shake n Bake.

by BlackDogPub December 19, 2007

Shake N' Bake

The highest level of the redneck lifestyle. to have redneck attributes. redneck elite. Also used to define a redneck duo.

Also used to define vigilante cop duos.

That guy with the mullet and the Burt Reynolds 'stache was so fuckin' Shake N' Bake.

Did you see that movie the other guys? Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg were so Shake N' Bake.

That flannel shirt is so Shake N' Bake.

by Kevy Chase September 10, 2010

shake n' bake

having sexual intercourse.

"Did you shake n' bake?"
"After adding some spices like cilantro, paprika, montreal steak spice, and seasoning salt we certainly did."

by hardon May 19, 2006

Shake-n-Bake

the best bowling team to walk the planet. slightly arrogant, but for just cause. winners never shrink in the face of adversity. no matter what, they will win. They only see gold medals never gutters. Their competitors (Team Micro-Talent) never stand a chance its more like masterbating with 2 balls n 1 pin for them, while we just straight gettin it in! They are winners both on and off the ally..DUUH!

Charlie Sheen just Shake-n-Bake that a$$! Shake-n-Bake all the way tot he bank!

by shaknbake4life May 4, 2011

Saint Louis Shake n' Bake

To quiet a screaming baby by first shaking it vigorously and then placing it in a motel microwave.

Josh thought he'd discovered a whole new frontier of fucked-up when he tossed and toasted his 2-month-old at the motel 6 in Galveston, but it was just another ordinary Saint Louis Shake n' Bake.

by rectacular April 3, 2008

Shake and Bake

To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).

Jake: "Hey girl you wanna come over and shake and bake?"

Monica: "Fuck yeah"

by GalacticFucker January 19, 2018

Shake and Bake

The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.

A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.

by IG1879 January 6, 2020