Septum

It's a part of the nose innit

David - "Wtf is a septum bro, my mans wants to pierce it"
Carlos - "I dunno mate"
Casandra - "Its a part of the nose innit"
David + Carlos - "Ohhh Yeahhh"

by Cascardav June 27, 2022

septum-stretch

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.

Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.

by QuacksO June 1, 2021

Septum boog

When you get a booger stuck on your septum ring

Heccin shoot! I’ve got another dang septum boog on my new piercing.

by here4thecheese July 6, 2019

Septum Ring Theory

The theory that posits that those with septum piercings (usually women) will probably be completely insane.

"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."

by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025

Septum Piercing

Badass mfers with septum piercings either have a fat cock that all the chicks want or a juicy gorrilla grip pussy that makes the boys go crazy. Most with a septum piercing have probably railed a line of coke off of the back of a toilet in a grimy dive bar stall or the pubic mons of a bad bitch. If youve got a septum piercing you definitely fuck

Male: he got a septum piercing to let people know his cock is fat

Female: she got a septum piercing because she's got a juicy pussy

by Fucking_off May 16, 2025

Septum piercing theory

It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.

Septum piercing theory checks out for this one.

by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025

Septum piercing

What stinky depressed emo alt girls wear. It does not look hip, you look like a fat ugly bull

People who wear Septum piercings are typically annoying hipsters or White girls who like to dye their hair blue because they're 'conforming'

guy 1: "Chicks who wear Septum piercings smell like my wet left toe"

guys 2: "yeah, avoid at all cost"

by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024