Badass mfers with septum piercings either have a fat cock that all the chicks want or a juicy gorrilla grip pussy that makes the boys go crazy. Most with a septum piercing have probably railed a line of coke off of the back of a toilet in a grimy dive bar stall or the pubic mons of a bad bitch. If youve got a septum piercing you definitely fuck
Male: he got a septum piercing to let people know his cock is fat
Female: she got a septum piercing because she's got a juicy pussy
Female: she got a septum piercing because she's got a juicy pussy
by Fucking_off May 16, 2025
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People who wear Septum piercings are typically annoying hipsters or White girls who like to dye their hair blue because they're 'conforming'
People who wear Septum piercings are typically annoying hipsters or White girls who like to dye their hair blue because they're 'conforming'
guy 1: "Chicks who wear Septum piercings smell like my wet left toe"
guys 2: "yeah, avoid at all cost"
guys 2: "yeah, avoid at all cost"
by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024
Get the Septum piercing mug.A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.
Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.
by QuacksO June 1, 2021
Get the septum-stretch mug.It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.
by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025
Get the Septum piercing theory mug.David - "Wtf is a septum bro, my mans wants to pierce it"
Carlos - "I dunno mate"
Casandra - "Its a part of the nose innit"
David + Carlos - "Ohhh Yeahhh"
Carlos - "I dunno mate"
Casandra - "Its a part of the nose innit"
David + Carlos - "Ohhh Yeahhh"
by Cascardav June 27, 2022
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"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."
by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025
Get the Septum Ring Theory mug.The Septum Ring Theory is the social observation and slang that finds a pattern between women who wear septum piercing and a certain set of personality traits like being chronically online and holding exaggerated leftist views.
It's frequently used as an insult in comments of sexist / misandrist women who try to disguise their hate as "wokeness" or social justice.
There's an alternative definition that was later created by people that felt called out by this slang that claims it's the theory that some men dislike women with septum piercing because you need to be over 18 to legally obtain it.
It's frequently used as an insult in comments of sexist / misandrist women who try to disguise their hate as "wokeness" or social justice.
There's an alternative definition that was later created by people that felt called out by this slang that claims it's the theory that some men dislike women with septum piercing because you need to be over 18 to legally obtain it.
by Abisthunder November 21, 2025
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