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Brad Seltzer

A very cool guy who like history a bit too much.
Miguel: Hey you're getting a little too interested in the Civil War
Me: Sorry, I'm just a Brad Seltzer
by Brad Seltzer Fan December 19, 2021
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Seltzer girl

A boy who prefers seltzers over beers
Who is the guy who brought all of the seltzers?

Oh thats connor the seltzer girl.
by Turbobunny14 May 22, 2022
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hops seltzer

A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.

Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."

Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
by John Narckins November 22, 2023
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Alka Seltzer

A post prandial application of marijuana, swats , joint, after a good meal
Now that we don’t have the munchies anymore let’s have an Alka Seltzer , let’s vape wax !
by Zarendargar November 8, 2021
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