bear seducer

a professional who is trained in the delicate art of using roofies on bears and then date rape them

"Blaine you're the greatest bear seducer i know" "The trick is having a whale penis"

by mattfuckfalcon March 6, 2010

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seduce

To draw someone's interest to develop a further relationship.

Mercea just seduced Kyle with her laugh.

by Raix478 November 28, 2022

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Seducive

Like seductive, but infinitely shrexier.

Fish: My good sire, your toes are looking positively seducive as they shine in the moonlight tonight.
Mr. Toe: Indubitably

Fish: ( gazes at the flock of swine swaying gently in the breeze, one drifts down to suckle gently on Mr.Toe's toes)
Mr.Toe: Scat mere swine, you aren't holy enough to caress my toes.
Swine 1: (gasps in Swine)

by Dr.Todd February 7, 2022

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Seduc-trophe

It’s when you see a sexy picture or video (like Lucy Loud in Her Bathing Suit or Numberblock Fifteen in her first appearance episode) and you steam up and you and your brain goes wild and you act crazy and Laugh and Giggle when speaking. Pronounciation: S-ea-d-u:-s-tr-a-f-ee. It’s based on 2 words, Seduce and Catastrophe.

(Person 1) Why are you acting like that?
(Person 2) Hahaha!!! I don’t heheknohohow??? I ummm hahahahaha!!! I can’t even finish!!! I hahahym in ahahaha SEDUC-TROPHE!!! hhahahahahahaha!!!
(Person 1) I’m going to call a therapist.

by LucyLoudGoesSigh September 2, 2025

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