glorified secretary

Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"

Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
LATER
Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"

by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007

secretagent

Easily the greatest member on the greatest website ever, youthink.com. Known for being a douchebag and posting in most journals with what can be called his catchphrase, "No one cares."

YTer: Do you like secretagent?
other YTer: no

YTer: blah blah blah
secretagent: No one cares.

by chips2001 October 18, 2009

secretyness

adv; (see-kra-tee-nes): a manner of evading matters of personal disclosure with the intent of creating further curiosity. Used to lure men off myspace to steal their kidney.

Many of his friends warned him that the secretyness of her messages could only lead to a bitter end.

by EL/DA July 15, 2007

secretary ass

Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.

This bitch at work seems cute; then she got up and she had such a secretary ass!

by JMAC145 April 20, 2016

secretart

Noun. A hot or otherwise slutty secretary or receptionist. Generally makes you forget why you arrived at their office, or who you were to meet with. Particularly emphasized by a glass desk.

"Damn! Did you see the rack on their secretart???"

by Synonymous January 20, 2006

Secretary

secretary is not the longest word you can type with your left hand, stewardesses is. just wanted to let ya know

stewardesses = longer than secretary

by silkster October 19, 2005

scremate

To run fast or to beat somebody up.

I iz gonna Scremate yo face, Shit a massive nigga.. Scremate it

by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004