Seatbelt

Useless shit that is supposed to "save" you from a car-accident.

You father also always forgets to use it.

If you don't use it, then you will help you're local Funeral Director.
Remember: No seatbelts!
by #%|*& October 09, 2019
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seatbelt volunteer

Lesbians strapped up.

But more specifically, one sits on the other’s lap in a chair, both facing each other. The one on top places one arm on the arm rest of the chair, holding on, and places the other arm on a wall, therefore acting like a seatbelt
Ex:

“You need a seatbelt volunteer?”
“Now she’s smiling ear to ear
by KittyTheBitty June 08, 2024
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Seatbelt Burned

When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.
Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "

Chad and Dan get in the car.

Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "
by SleepLateCait May 13, 2023
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russian seatbelt

Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.
1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.

2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.
by PlatonicCentaur January 24, 2014
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Seatbelt Nazi

The seatbelt alarm thing in vehicles (especially older Toyotas (2015 sienna especially) that tries to control your life.
Oh no! The seatbelt Nazi is trying to control my life!
by Julerobb01 July 24, 2021
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Kentucky Seatbelt

When you tie your friend's beard around your waist so they can't get away while you skull fuck him.
Oh, I went to Josh's house last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt while his grandma watched and finger blasted herself!
by silverback6969 December 10, 2024
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Kentucky Seatbelt

When you tie your friend's exquisite beard around your waist so he can't get away whilst you skull fuck him.
Oh, I went to Josh's last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt... while his Grandma watched!
by silverback6969 November 15, 2024
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