Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.
1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.
2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.
2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.
by PlatonicCentaur January 24, 2014
Get the russian seatbeltmug. When you tie your friend's exquisite beard around your waist so he can't get away whilst you skull fuck him.
Oh, I went to Josh's last night and gave him the 'ole Kentucky Seatbelt... whilst his Grandma watched!
by silverback6969 November 16, 2024
Get the Kentucky Seatbeltmug. Lesbians strapped up.
But more specifically, one sits on the other’s lap in a chair, both facing each other. The one on top places one arm on the arm rest of the chair, holding on, and places the other arm on a wall, therefore acting like a seatbelt
But more specifically, one sits on the other’s lap in a chair, both facing each other. The one on top places one arm on the arm rest of the chair, holding on, and places the other arm on a wall, therefore acting like a seatbelt
by KittyTheBitty June 7, 2024
Get the seatbelt volunteermug. Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "
Chad and Dan get in the car.
Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "
Chad and Dan get in the car.
Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "
by SleepLateCait May 13, 2023
Get the Seatbelt Burnedmug. by nermalpecker September 16, 2025
Get the A New Hampshire Seatbeltmug. The act of reaching across to momentarily seize the passenger's breast when avoiding/running over a hazard in the road while driving.
Person 1: "I gave her an Italian seatbelt last night."
Person 2: "What did she do?"
Person 1: "She punched me in the dick."
Person 2: "What did she do?"
Person 1: "She punched me in the dick."
by pxrkourhackers December 28, 2015
Get the Italian seatbeltmug. - Backing up my files always felt unnecessary... until my laptop died.
That’s a seatbelt situation in action.
- Q: "Why do you keep a flashlight on every floor?"
A: "It’s a seatbelt situation. One time the power went out while I was in the basement — I tripped three times trying to find the one upstairs."
- Most people only learn what a seatbelt situation is the hard way.
I’d rather not wait for the lesson.
That’s a seatbelt situation in action.
- Q: "Why do you keep a flashlight on every floor?"
A: "It’s a seatbelt situation. One time the power went out while I was in the basement — I tripped three times trying to find the one upstairs."
- Most people only learn what a seatbelt situation is the hard way.
I’d rather not wait for the lesson.
by mechanicalsheep August 6, 2025
Get the Seatbelt Situationmug.