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Seattle Seahawks

A football team that defines "mediocre". Their playing style is consistently like Seattle culture, i.e. they play like it would be impolite to ever ram a football down an opponent's throat and win big, because they'd "make someone feel bad". Even the superbowl appearance of a few years ago was embarassing. They're seldom excellent, and in the rare instances when they do well, it's because they're accidentally less bad than anyone else.
"Aw man, I missed the Seattle Seahawks game!"

"Don't worry, you didn't miss much. Like usual."
by PFabian December 20, 2008
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Seahawks fan

Texas hick living in Seattle with a heavy fascination in pro wrestling internet freaks, beautiful big boned women, and hottest green neon strip clubs in town...Not to mention the best diamonds on the market at the cheapest price.
Dymnd is a interesting personality and the biggest Seahawks fan online.
by D. Ray February 24, 2023
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seahawks

The Seahawks are, and always will be, crap.
by TBone May 30, 2003
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seahawks

Team that will be remembered for living in a city that rains all the time and looses superbowl 40 all the time. This team is really bad and even having the best player in the league Alexander couldnt help them win the Superbowl.
Hey man remember superbowl 40,

Yea the Seahawks lost!!
by hesKEET July 20, 2006
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seahawked

When a sports team should win a game, but finds some ridiculous way to choke, either sending the game into OT, or losing it completely. Can also refer to non-sports activities.

Origin: The always choking Seattle Seahawks.
"Oregon kind of seahawked this one, they should have won"

"I seahawked my driving test when I ran the stop sign at the end."
by Joe$ April 10, 2006
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Sexhawk

When one partner during sexual intercourse has extremely sweaty hair and the other partner spikes the hair up into a standing mohawk.
We were fucking and she took my hair and put it up into a sexhawk.
by sharikor January 10, 2011
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seahawking

the use of an inflatable pool toy or raft to navigate a river and whitewater rapids; the use of a Seahawk in rafting down a river that contains whitewater;
"Hey man, you want to go seahawking?"
by boofer for life December 9, 2008
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