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Scummy Wells

Person or persons who borrow things or large amounts of money without returning the item or repaying the funds; people who are black holes / wells for the property and monies of otjhers.
That guy is a scummy wells who borrowed ten grand and won't pay me back!
by TheRaconteur August 16, 2011
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scummy dick

Scummy dick is what happens to a male when he as been sleeping around with more then one female and he pisses out slime.
Scummy dick is what happens to a male prostitute or a low down dirty cheating dog.
by Mone September 12, 2006
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scummy mummy

Derivative of yummy mummy. A hot-looking mother who dresses overly sexy or downright trashy.
Joe: Ooh, check out that skank! Must be coming back from her nightjob at the blowjob bar.

Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.
by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009
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Scummy Mummy

Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'
A typical scummy mummy will spend several hours a day applying make-up, before posting to Facebook that real men like real women and not fake ones like Kate Upton.
by falsetokaiba May 3, 2019
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Scummy lummys

Some dumb word my friend says
SCUMMY LUMMYS
by Mrbunz January 3, 2019
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scummy bum

When your ass itches, and the only solution is to shower. Usually caused by poor hygiene.
John: My butt is itching, and I took a shower..

Jim: You’ve got a scummy bum man..
by Capt.Mick March 24, 2024
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Scummy Mission

Your only having sex with this girl because ur drunk, a girl who is only an average looking girl who you wouldnt do while sober but when drunk you would bang her.
Man 1 "Man someone said jennifer was hot"
Man 2 "Naw man she a scummy mission though"
by xX541Xx January 1, 2012
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