Imagine a scenario where your friend comes back after being with a girl. Many men would ask: "did she spit or swallow?" But now, there's a third option. "did she scoop?" Scooping is essentially when a female (or male) is giving head to completion and initially spits the ejaculate onto the ground (or really any surface). However, upon rethinking their action of spitting, they then decide to "scoop" with their hand said ejaculate off of the ground and then swallow it. Hence "Scooping"
"Yo Chad did she spit, swallow, or scoop?"
"I just felt bad and I didn't want to leave a stain on the rug so...I scooped."
"I just felt bad and I didn't want to leave a stain on the rug so...I scooped."
by Messy Jelly December 18, 2018
1. The "SCOOP" is pushing you're hand up on another man's boobies or chin. "SCOOPING" is mostly done at Schools, or in public places. When you see a fat person or someone with a big chin, you would preform the "scoop."
2. There are three main types of scoops, MEGA, CHIN, and normal.- A mega scoop is when the scoop lasts over two minutes and the boobies flap up and down, when this occurs you yell "MEGA SCOOP!"- A chin scoop is preformed when someone has a big chin, you simply push up from under the persons chin and say "CHIN SCOOP!"
2. There are three main types of scoops, MEGA, CHIN, and normal.- A mega scoop is when the scoop lasts over two minutes and the boobies flap up and down, when this occurs you yell "MEGA SCOOP!"- A chin scoop is preformed when someone has a big chin, you simply push up from under the persons chin and say "CHIN SCOOP!"
1. Nick is walking to his locker from class when suddenly he gets a scoop from Michael. As michael preforms the scoop he says, "SCOOP!" and then he runs off.
2. Danny is sitting in English class. Josh notices that Danny has a big chin. Josh goes up to Danny and scoops his chin. Josh says "CHIN SCOOP!" and runs to the other side of the room.
- Grant is outside sitting on a bench. Grant gets approached by Anthony. Anthony goes up from behind Grant and starts to scoop him multiple times as this happens he says "MEGA SCOOP!"Grant has no choice but to take it until Anthony gets tired. Anthony stops after two minutes. Grant has just been a victom of a mega scoop.
2. Danny is sitting in English class. Josh notices that Danny has a big chin. Josh goes up to Danny and scoops his chin. Josh says "CHIN SCOOP!" and runs to the other side of the room.
- Grant is outside sitting on a bench. Grant gets approached by Anthony. Anthony goes up from behind Grant and starts to scoop him multiple times as this happens he says "MEGA SCOOP!"Grant has no choice but to take it until Anthony gets tired. Anthony stops after two minutes. Grant has just been a victom of a mega scoop.
by LiL C DoE JusT January 6, 2011
Boobs, scoops are boobs
Synonyms: boobs, tits, melons, jugs, yum yum bags, breasts, boobies, titties, bosoms
Not to be confused with cakes, which are ass cheeks
Synonyms: boobs, tits, melons, jugs, yum yum bags, breasts, boobies, titties, bosoms
Not to be confused with cakes, which are ass cheeks
Scenario 1 - two men and a homosexual woman (dyke) are a walking through a park a 'top heavy' female is walking towards the group on the other side of the path.
Dyke: ay yo my size!
Man2: lemme get your number
(The woman carries on walking past without acknowledging the group )
Man1: Oh shit! Did you see the scoops on her
Man2: juggersaurus rex
Dyke: bitch ain't got no ass tho
Scenario 2 - a man is recapping his sexual experiences from the night before with a close friend
Man2: you should have seen her scoops
(Man2 pulls up a video of the girl that he filmed holding up his phone using two Adidas shoeboxes)
Man1: (eyes widen) big scoops jheez!
Dyke: ay yo my size!
Man2: lemme get your number
(The woman carries on walking past without acknowledging the group )
Man1: Oh shit! Did you see the scoops on her
Man2: juggersaurus rex
Dyke: bitch ain't got no ass tho
Scenario 2 - a man is recapping his sexual experiences from the night before with a close friend
Man2: you should have seen her scoops
(Man2 pulls up a video of the girl that he filmed holding up his phone using two Adidas shoeboxes)
Man1: (eyes widen) big scoops jheez!
by Wgfyb🌊 November 22, 2016
by JammyBambi March 23, 2006
The act of lifting a heavier persons boob fat in a funny way
you must yell SCOOP! when you do it or it looses it's meaning
you must yell SCOOP! when you do it or it looses it's meaning
by ShittyLiddy December 9, 2008
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by The M Rock December 26, 2011