Marty Schwartz

a guitar legend and erotic wood sniffer that anyone whos played guitar any time past the late 90s should know also everyone's guitar teacher and a god among men

yo you're playing guitar man you should look up a Marty Schwartz tutorial

by hobomelon January 23, 2021

Meir Schwartz

An inocent target for people with crushing insecurities to make fun of. In all seriousness, it's fucked up of you guys. Where's your empathy?

Hope y'all fucken burn. Meir Schwartz

by FckWtbry December 9, 2019

Brian James Schwartz

BOOTY THICCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!

brian james schwartz is snatched

by bobby.bobby.bobby.shazzamm October 15, 2019

i see your schwartz is as big as mine

the size of the boy genetal

person 1: i see your schwartz is as big as mine
person 1: let's see how well you... handle it

by dark _helmet January 11, 2020

Remi Schwartz

Remi schwartz is a cute jewish girl. She is a lightweight and very loud and sometimes obnoxious when drunk. The secret to her heart is food and/or puppies. She's got a nice booty and has a great sense of humor. You either hate or love her.

Remi Schwartz ate all the snacks

by SleepySalmon December 14, 2019

Holly Schwartz

A little piece of Heaven from a small town in Oklahoma.

You are such a Holly Schwartz! I’m gonna marry you one day!

by CV79 October 28, 2022

Chase Schwartz

a person who thinks they belong on my 600 pound life

chase schwartz- IM GONNA BE ON MY 600 POUND LIFE

by gdowling336 January 7, 2024