middle schooler

annoying children typically aged 11-14 (however can be a year or two older or younger) who joke about sex (and they actually wanna do it, like dont waste your precious childhood miss gurl 💅) and believe every rumour that comes to surface. will destroy anyone’s mental health and well-being for popularity, male or female.

honestly the only goal for students in middle school is to:

1) get a bitch

2) become a popular kid

honestly it takes up until the end of 8th grade to complete those 2 goals because of how shitty their personalities are, and by freshman year in high school, theyll be loners

13 y/o female middle schooler: omg omg omg did you hear that jane doe from mr. jackson’s homeroom is dating john doe from ms. smith’s homeroom, also im officially dating william dingle in my english class 🥵😍🥰
13 y/o male middle schooler: AYO HOMIE DID U SEE THAT FIGHT I GOT IN WITH THE BASKETBALL KID?! WELL I FUCKIN WON BABY! MY CRUSH WAS THERE SHE’LL DEFINITELY FALL FOR ME #DABOYZZZZ

by mymathteachersaburden June 26, 2022

Middle schooler

Middle schoolers are mostly kids that just hit puberty, and start getting really raspy voices. A large majority of them are kids that think they're tough, but in reality they're just cringey jerks. Not all of them are like this, but a large majority of them are like this.

Middle schooler: dude you're no match for me. I would knock you out without lifting a finger.

High schooler: dude you're still in middle school. Stop acting like you're strong.

by I don't care if I offended you December 14, 2019

Home-schooler

Totally annoying people! They wear their pants too high and show about 12 inches of sock. They usually have pet chickens. The phrase "Jesus Freak" is written somewhere on their homemade bookbag. They piss in a room that is NOT attached to their house. They also believe that girls have cooties, even when they are 18 and over.

Yo, that home-schooler dresses like Napoleon Dynamite. His shit definitely ain't bizalley.

by Kingpre September 9, 2006

Schoolers Pledge

The silent pledge all grade schoolers take to never crap in a school toilet.

"I really gotta go, but I took the pledge."

by John Mahoney October 28, 2004

High Schoolers

High Schoolers: Teens who attend high school. Only it's more than that. High Schoolers have gone through the growing up of elementary school, the awkwardness of middle school, and are now pathfinding in high school. This shit's hard. Not a single kid has everything figured out. High school is the time for kids to discover themselves. Sometimes this means they will drink, smoke, wake up hungover, stay out until 2 am, hook up with people who they have no future with, and so fucking much more. But you can't blame them. They are just trying to figure out what their point is on this hell hole, what to stay away from, and what to keep doing. They will be depressed. Because hormones. You will see these teens falling in love with people who you would never expect to see them with. Don't fuck with them about it. They know what they're doing and love is inexplainable. If you sat down for just a second to remember your high school years, you'd soon realize you had the same rebellious feelings that High Schoolers do. Just let them live their lives. Let them make the most of it. Because you're only young for so long. Now is the time to learn.

"Stupid High Schoolers throwing that party next door! They should be studying hard."
"Yeah but you were that dumb once too, right?"

by obawsome November 27, 2017

Schooker

Squishy Hooker I.e. Window licker

Jess Gondolfo is a dirty schooker

by Squishmeister Subie lovin fool June 15, 2010

Schooler

One who "schools" (see Schooled)

Schoolers' victims are known as Schoolee (see Schoolee)

Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from woodshop class in!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010