Green Apple Satanists

People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.
Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017
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Multigenerational Satanist families often have very ancient surnames or habitational names of certain types. Often times many or most members of these particular families have been Satanists for hundreds or even thousands of years.
The 1992 FBI Cult Watch report on Satanic Ritual Abuse mentions multigenerational Satanist families.
by ScienceBurt February 02, 2020
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Sempnothetic satanist

Group of persons who claimed to be satanists but doesn't believe or worship satan as their savior and betray him and neither participate with catholic rituals as they are a bit satanic in sense
by Anonymous lord January 14, 2019
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Satanist Buddies

friends who are wild, party, or freethinkers. The idea of a heathen, pagan, or non believer. similiar to "me and my heathen friends"
"Me and my satanist buddies are gonna go the renfair to party and have a good time"
by TheOldestGenX May 13, 2024
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National Rationalistic Satabist day is August 12th. The purpose of the day is to bring awareness to the Group, and the many misconceptions about them.
by Atlas The Gerry October 09, 2020
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Satanist Jesusist

A person who worships Jesus as well as Satan.
My friend goes to church every Sunday, but they’re cool with Satan, too, which makes them a Satanist Jesusist, I guess.
by MrDrMaN??? February 18, 2019
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satanist

Someone who is not believing in god but not loving satan.
Friend one: Hey! Im a satanist

Friend two: a what?

Friend one: a satanist look it up
by _un_c0rn_ October 15, 2021
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