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Root Beer Float 

While receiveing the ever so popular "Rim Job", a man blows a wet "Shart" (The act of farting shit) into a females face, then quickly rolling over and "Polishing one off" (The act of quickly forceing ones self to ejactulate) into the females face, thus creating the brown, acting as the rootbeer, and white, acting as the ice cream.
Sara, "That sure was a great Root Beer float Thomas, but boy was it messy!"
Root Beer Float by Brandon Grimme December 21, 2007

Root Beer Barrel 

Derogatory nickname for James Harden of the Houston(Texas) Rockets in the National Basketball Association. Coined by Something Awful Forums user Brolander, who in a GDT (Game Day Thread) witnessed James Harden do some stupid contorted crap to try and get a foul on a three point shot attempt and expressed his disgust by calling Harden "you, you...Root Beer Barrel!" A reference to both the root beer flavoured hard candy and a literal barrel of root beer, it lampoons bullshit antics and barrelish chest shape. You can technically call someone else a RBB but you are still referring to James Harden, it is not a generic term for a foul-seeker or rule-abuser. It is not racist.
"Oh, ok. Get your 3 free throws James, with your fuckin' sucks-to-watch, sleep walking, dick touching Root Beer Barrel ass."

Root Beer Float 

When a man comes inside of a dirty ads and the creampie is Brown from shit topped with the sweet confection of cum, resembling a Root beer float
God damn! That chicks ass was so dirty or fucking ended with a Root beer float
Root Beer Float by Edonah February 23, 2015

root beer float 

When a male lies in a bathtub, filled with water, or sometimes soda, and a female sitts on his face, farting, causing the water directly over his face to bubble. Following this, the male turns the female over and jizzes onto her face, giving her a creamy topping.
"Get me six cases of publix soda and meet me in the bathrooms with no cloths on...tonight im giving you a root beer float"
root beer float by Rhomby October 12, 2006

root beer float 

To pull out right before you are about to cum as you are fucking someone's ass, then sticking your dick in their mouth and cumming. the person gets a root beer float if they had a dirty asshole.
This guy I picked up last night had a dirty asshole, so I gave him a rootbeer float.

Root Beer Float 

When a girl gives a guy a blow job, he cums in her mouth, and she spits it into a bottle or jar. The bottle is kept, and the process is repeated until it is full. Then, the girl drinks the entire bottle of old cum.
"Everytime she gives me head, I make my girlfriend spit it out in an old pickle jar that I keep under my bed... its almost full, so soon she'll be having a root beer float!"
Root Beer Float by spurk December 14, 2008