roarer

Erect penis; hard cock; full dick

Just thinking about giving her a pearl necklace gave me a roarer.

by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008

roderick porter

A underrated musician/rapper who has lots of talent.

That guy is some Roderick Porter

That guy is going to be the next Roderick Porter

by CustardKage May 15, 2019

Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

by nastyninja December 25, 2010

bathroom reader

A book you take with you to the bathroom, and you do 3 things to it
-read it, - wipe your ass with it,- and flush it

"Hey john, there's no tp in here." "That's ok, I have a bathroom reader in the closet."

by Anonymous bayleeto April 9, 2015

red roider

red roider

a term used to define men who tan too much (however one is to define the term too much) and who take steroids in order to enhance their performance when they hit the gym.

Two high school girls in conversation:

Amy: so Diana, godess of male-magnetism, how was your first workout at that new gym of yours?

Diana: First off, lol thanks for the compliment concerning goddess of male magnetism. And at the gym , I met this tanned-complexion guy, Andy I think his name was.

Amy: lol, don't judge a book by its cover, as they say, he may be a red roider.

Diana: Oh.

by Sexydimma February 9, 2012

pale roamer

a rivethead rapper who is also evil and an absolute delinquent.

"I swear to God I am so fucking mad everyone at school is gonna pay!
"Been listening to too much pale roamer huh?"

by kawaii dylan March 14, 2022

Mean Tarot Reader

Abb; MTR- Any zooted scam artist that originated from TikTok that goes live on YouTube..See msashycat; trashpuss

Dude, that chick was blasted off the aytch last night & nodded off for a solid 7 minutes!! Lips turned blue, eyes went chameleon style! When she came to she mumbled somethin then said "Daddy Rice that's the ticket"..? Wtf lmao that was some classic mean tarot reader type stuff bahahaha!!

by HutchNation CEO April 11, 2022