Retroactive masturbation

The act of masturbating to a girl (or guy) from your past who at one point was extremely attractive but is no longer due to aging or weight gain. The masturbator would then jerk off to a mental image of how the once attractive girl looked in the past (retroactively) rather than how she looks currently. This occurs quite often when thinking about aging female celebrities who at point were major sex symbols.

Similar to "nostalgia wank".

Rick: Yo man, did you see Chloë at our ten year high school reunion?

Matt: Yea, brah. She got fat. Fuckin' shame, she used to be sooooo hot.

Rick: I know right? I'm gonna find an old yearbook and beat off to the way she used to look in high school.

Matt: Good ol' retroactive masturbation! Ya know, for a quicker yank, you could just scroll backwards through her Facebook profile photos.

by jodielover81 October 4, 2018

retroactive

a commoner of the second-hand lifestyle not limited to or apart from thrift stores,used CD's tapes and especially 12" vinyl; also close corellation with founders of "fly".

retro active

Sandy is not only an employee at goodwill sh'e also a customer; she's retroactive.

by michael w. brown aka. blublood February 21, 2005

refraction

A reprobate who is a member of a weekly online drinking club who happen to play a FPS game in between gulps of booze.

I saw you couldnt go to work last Thursday as you are a refraction.

by Pizzathehut July 7, 2008

retractile vomiting

The regurgitation of bad information by a low-level functionary that was fed to them by upper management in such a way that can later be plausibly denied by upper management.

Dana Perino's retractile vomiting crap about lost emails again.

by Nathan T. Freeman August 28, 2007

Retractive

"Retractive" is something or someone who is repulsively unattractive
re + tractive.

That girl is so drunk and ugly that she is retractive.

The way that jerk hit on that girl was retractive.

by Crystal Hart June 26, 2009

Retroactive Respect

Can be used as a verb or an adverb.
Giving somebody respect, or to respect for something that happened in the past and told in a story.

Pops: When i was your age i was in a VietCong POW camp for 2 years.
Kid: Hey i give you retroactive respect for that.

by who was that again? August 2, 2011

REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER

WHEN SOMEONE IN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS ON FACEBOOK ALL DAY. YOU KNOW THIS BECAUSE WHEN YOU APPROACH THEIR DESK YOU SEE FACEBOOK REFLECTING IN THEIR GLASSES.

I HAVE A REFLECTIVE FACEBOOKER WHERE I WORK.

by RICKOLO October 17, 2011