Rectumglarium-primation

The act of blowing up a balloon using the gas from your anus

Anal clown: "As an anal clown, I must use Rectumglarium-primation to blow up balloons in my acts."
Billy: "Wow, I never knew blowing up balloons with your ass would be such a popular thing."

by Sidney Stevens May 12, 2021

ex rectumis

Pseudo-Latin phrase meaning "out of the ass". Used to describe anything pulled or otherwise ejected out of one's ass.

Chase: Can you believe Steve's report?
Carol: I saw it and I don't believe it. Where'd he get those numbers?
Ted: I'd wager a little ex rectumis research.

by mcfm October 15, 2010

rectum ranger

One who goes on voyages in another mans ass. Usally on a boyscout trip.

<h1>Man Aj is such a rectum ranger. The way he looks at those boys.

by Brickman March 20, 2003

Rectum Raider

Someone who likes to have anal sex

Man you're so gay, you're such a rectum raider

by Max June 6, 2003

Rectum, damn near killed him!

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

by ax949 October 9, 2003

Rectos

1.Rectos: a term said by people when their mind has been blown completley.
2. a tearm meaning a mixture of "OMG and WTF NO WAY"

NOTE*(Rectos is usually "sang" in a high pitched voice rather than said, Rectos can also be used as the subject in a sentance eg."thats a rectos")

1) guy 1: Dude, i just realized it how mutch man has evolved since the beging of time... just think about it.

guy 2: Rectos!

2) Guy 1: you know those underwater jet streams in Finding Nemo?

Guy 2: ya?

Guy 1: there real!

Guy 2: RECTOS

3)Guy 1: Thats Nasty, that dog just slobbered all over my face!
Girl 1: Dog's tounges are cleaner than human's
guy 1: Thats A Rectos!

by Brokencheese March 4, 2010

Rectum Fruit

The fruit of the rectum. Otherwise known as feces or poo.

Wow, dude I just let loose a huge load of rectum fruit!

I have to go deposit some rectum fruit into the feces receptacle.

by ELEANORANDCOLETTE March 15, 2011