Reboot Dunce

1. A Windows 2000 server that is no longer supported by Microsoft and which must be rebooted frequently to remain functional. 2. Alternately, any computer which must rebooted with frequency.

User: The timekeeping server is unresponsive. Help!
I.T. : Looks like that's the new Reboot Dunce.
User: Can we try turning it off and on again?
I.T. : Exactly... and, done.
User: So... same time tomorrow?
I.T. : Grrrr...

by Genonymous January 6, 2012

rebootarded

when a magical, almost semi-light comedy fun film or franchise from your youth is replaced with a stale darker hard edged movie in an attempt to bring in new younger audiences in an attempt by studios to make a buck that dont understand the original movie/franchise.

the star wars prequels that arent prequels but meant as pre-sequels are pretty rebootarded.

by alanonetron February 14, 2012

reboot lara

A bitch who is not good at being Lara Croft, because she keeps moaning and screaming all the time; causing in everyone to think you're watching porn. She doesn't have double pistols, she doesn't collect relics, she doesn't fight mythical creatures, and she doesn't have big boobs.

Created by the gaming company Crystal Dynamics, with the game Tomb Raider, released on 2013, the series went to shit.

AH, OOH! AAAAH!!

Dude 1: Man, WTF! You're watching porn?
Dude 2: No, man, that's just reboot lara.

by da wicked boi96 September 10, 2018

Reboots like Windows

When someone slowly wakes up from short yet hard sleep and then looks like having no recollection of past 15 years of their life.

Person 1: Look, Nate's rebooting like Windows.
Person 2: He looks like he doesn't even know where he is.

,,Nate Reboots like Windows when he wakes up from nap - slow and still tired"

by Jkolikovec D Witchcraft maker February 22, 2023

The Reboot

The reboot of undertale, created by me, Smartelekes7 , Cross , and Chara2sans .

Basically cross overwrote the universe but it went wrong, and every au was rebooted, keeping its main traits, but changing drastically.

smartelekes7: dusty stop telling people about the reboot
me: oh ok *makes it a definition on urban dictionary*

by yep_still_a_looser_:] October 19, 2021

rebooty call

An email sent by a telecommuter asking coworkers in the office to reboot a particular computer, so they can connect to it.

Dave just sent a rebooty call, I'll get it.

by Andileo January 22, 2009

bruh reboot

you bruh so hard your system broke and is now rebooting

Person 1:Why Is It Called Burger King But Not Burger Queen
Person 2:bru

Person 2 Exe Stop Working
Person 3: Damn Broke Him So Hard He's Gotta Go Through A Bruh Reboot

by mr memer fan April 12, 2021