Raymond

A man of great intelligence, but lacks the penis size, personality, and likeness of a normal human being. He is a whiny bitch, but at the end of the day he will fuck your bitch.

Ryan: Look its Raymond!
Mike: Fuck, better go hide my girlfriend!
Raymond: Too late.

by PickleRickster September 12, 2017

Raymond

A pixelated cat that millions are obsessed with for no reason.

Janie: Omg!! Did you hear about Animal Crossing's new villager Raymond?
Josh: You mean that pixelated cat that millions are obsessed with for no reason?
Janie:...

by kat but maybe kat September 24, 2020

Raymond

Raymond is a total Kirito kinnie who’s so uwu daisuki and he makes me feel squishy and I love him~ He’s also the biggest playa on the interwebs and we’re tight, dawg!

NOTICE MEEEEEEE! OwO

Person 1: Hey, did you ever see the new kid?

Person 2: You mean Raymond? Yeah, why?

Person 1: I’m gonna kick his ass.

Raymond: *Teleports behind Person 1 and slashes him in half with his katana* Nothing personnel, kid.

by Nunya J. Bidness December 5, 2020

Raymond

The tallest person in the class. Is strong but gentle.

Raymond.

by Lije2021 February 1, 2021

Raymond

A man who is the spawn of Satan.

Anyone named Raymond is the spawn of Satan.

by You Say What? July 1, 2016

Raymond

The sort of guy who doesn't like doing oral presentations in front of a large group of people. Not because he is shy, but because he is illiterate. He will often read books in class, thinking he can read them; but he can't. He will look at girls in a sexy manner, and gain their interest, but at the same time talking to his small group of friends. Raymond's usually have a decently sized penis, ranging from 7-9 inches by the age of twenty-three.

Look at him. He says he can read a whole 15-sentence paragraph in under a minute when he can't read. He is such a Raymond.

by 894682hdoi January 26, 2017

Raymond

A short flat assed woman with no breasts and a huge nose

Aye bro did u see that Raymond today

by Mrsavage6969 September 5, 2018