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quip

n. acronym for quite unique intelligent person. a person who is very bright or smart.
Krysta: hey david what did you get on the test?
david: I got an A
Krysta: wow youre such a quip.
by Davidlessthan3 August 6, 2016
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quipped

Packed or crowded place. So crowded that you can't find a place to sit down.
Guy 1: *looks around a crowded library*
Guy 2: Dang, this place is quipped!
Guy 3: Let's keep looking for another table.
by NewYorkerSlang March 12, 2019
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Quid Pro Quip

Derived from the Latin phrase “Quid Pro Quo” (this for that), Quid Pro Quip is a style of conversation in which persons exchange witticisms or gibes.
Mom: “Get out of bed, John! We’re going to church.”
John: “Fuck no, I’m hungover.”
Mom: “Don’t you want to be a good Christian?”

John: “Shit mom…Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”
Mom: “I will fucking end you if we have to go quid pro quip on a Sunday morning…”
by grow6629 February 20, 2011
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Derpy quip

Your commentary on this is full of them.
A fucking retard "Ask stupid questions get stupid answers."

Hym "You're a fucking retard."

A fucking retard "Fuck around and find out"

Hym "It's just one derpy quip after the next."

A fucking retard "I'm defeating you!!"

Hym "You got a bunch of kids murdered with a cover up you shouldn't have been allowed to commit. So I guess we both won. And you're still going to pay for the AI!"
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
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Quip

A witty remark. What the fuck were you thinking?
Me: I would burn you but my mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Pizza hut: What kind of Quip was that, and also who the fuck are you?
by Jazzguy347 February 18, 2022
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