pussylicious

the good tasting of a pussy

Mmm, this is pussylicious. The flavors are melting on my tongue.

by catmanluvr November 27, 2021

pussyhonk

1. queef

2. when your car horn is not up to par aka sounds fucking lame.

1. "i was fuckin some random dude and all of a sudden a lot of air accumulated in my vag and i pussyhonked."

2. "i was having a honk war and lost because of my pussyhonk"

by fuckyounatalia October 12, 2010

pussyfucker

Someone who fucks a pussy, a.k.a sex.

1. What a pussyfucker.
2. Don't talk to that guy. He is a total pussyfucker.

by cuzitssweetlikeme February 12, 2009

pussyblocker

1.A male or female friend that keeps the vagina away from the opposite sex.
2.Cockblocker in the female sense.

1.Her faggot ass friend pussyblocked me.
2.I couldn't git up in dat pussy because her bitch friend pussyblocked all nite long.
3.Dude your sister is such a pussyblocker.

by Randy F December 31, 2007

Pussylicking

The act of using one's tongue and mouth to sexually stimulate the vulva/clitoris of a sexual partner and give that partner sexual pleasure.

Pussylicking as a concept was discovered in the mid-1850s, when daring scientists and psychologists (such as Freud) theorized and proved that, contrary to a widely-held belief of the time, women could experience orgasms and, more generally, sexual pleasure. That discovery revolutionized human sexuality and is still criticized by conservatives arguing that the female orgasm is like global warming: a hoax designed by leftists to turn men gay.

Unfortunately, since most of those right-wing specialists did not receive a reasonable sexual education, their opinion must be taken with a grain of salt.

Yesterday I practiced pussylicking with my girlfriend. I was quite spent at the end. I felt I did not possess the endurance and expertise required, but I just really fucking love it anyway, and she seemed to enjoy herself, isn't that the point?

Is your marriage in danger? Try pussylicking, a 100 % efficient, 100 % pleasurable, 100 % free remedy!

My boyfriend is ok with licking my pussy when I'm on my period...I'm frankly not really horny when it is the case, but hey, if I change my mind, I know he'll be there!

by Nabuchodonosor October 26, 2018

pussylosopher

1.anyone who needs a defining answer to the questions that they themselves are unable to acquire, which they do so in a feminine manner.
2. one who philosophizes bout tha pussay.

1. Dude, Connor is such a pussylosopher. Always sittin' under trees and thinkin' and shit. And always with his Juicy purse.
2. Yo! that kid be always thinkin' bout the pussy and how hes gonna get at some that, what a pussylosopher.

by $$$$$TRON & C-RAD$$$$$ December 21, 2008

Pissblocked

When you try to walk into a bathroom to piss, but the door is closed and you almost run into it (usually only occurs when the door is located around a corner, etc)

Person 1: "Fuck, I just tried to take a piss, but the door was closed and I almost ran into it"
Person 2: "PISSBLOCKED"

by Cockmeat McGillicutty March 11, 2009