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pussy whipped

A guy with his head up his ass who thinks his girlfriend/wife is concerned about his well-being. He thinks being nice to her is respected and appreciated. She knows she has him by the balls and has the rest of his life planned for him. She humiliates him in front of his friends and he stays with her. He is totally brainwashed. In the advanced stages, he isn't even getting laid anymore yet continues to wait on her hand and foot and obey her every command. That is when she dumps him for Mr. Abuse who she crawls on the floor begging for acceptance from even though he sleeps around on her and treats her like shit.
Joe: "Hey Sam! Want to go to the game with us on Saturday?"

Sam: "Would love to but don't think I can make it. Have to clean the house, do grocery shopping, cook dinner, mow the lawn, fix the car, do the laundry, take the Mrs. shopping for shoes and handbags, pay the credit card bills that have $30,000 balances on them now, go to her mother's house for her third cousin's niece's sister's birthday party who I never met and don't know, dredge the Panama Canal, and 100 other things on her 'To Do' list."

Joe: "Ok. See you when you get your pussy whipped head out of your ass."
by Blake Farnsworth III September 30, 2009
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pussy whipped

Pussy Whipped.... Well It Is When A Man Listens To A Women and Does What They Say.

Now A Days That Is Very Rare And Most Men R To Lazy to do Anything Unless U Offer Them Sex.
Pussy Whipped

Women: Hunni Could U Get Me A Drink

Man: I Cant Be Arsed You Can Get It and Do Me One to

Women: Plz i'll Give U Sex Tonite

Man: I'll Get It *Runs to Kitchen*
by Scenekid1991 December 20, 2008
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pussy whipped

kid who doesn't want anything to do, besides see his girlfriend every fucking day
cj c
pussy whipped, never hangs with friends, fails school, doenst eat when girlfriend is mad at him
by acorn dick February 27, 2008
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pussy whipped

when a girl orders and bosses you around and you cry over her and follow her around like a puppy
Vinny is pussy whipped by a smut named Jancy
by gandabacha February 18, 2012
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pussy whipped

this is a very bad thing, it will rape you of your friends, let your friend be aware of the giant ass collar the girl has placed around his damned neck, tell him he needs to wake the frickity fuck up
Luke, a good man, but needs to see the giant ass collar around his neck, placed there by Amber Bartholemew, she has him pussy whipped
by Aaron Barnes March 19, 2005
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pussy whipped

a term used to describe joseph because he sucks up and his girlfriend always gets what she wants
by shaugin March 10, 2017
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pussy whipped

A guy so infatuated by a women, or should I say Godess, that he would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from. Once there asking for seconds.
Guy so pussy whipped he is just happy to see it.
by Philo Swneey December 13, 2008
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