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pumpkin pie

During sex, when you pull out and jizz all over your girlfriend's bare midsection. The contrast of skin and white gives her stomach a distinctive look.
My girlfriend is so hot. Last night I gave her a massive pumpkin pie.
by tmck1352 December 13, 2006
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pumpkin pie

another way to say anal sex without anyone around knowing what you are saying
O man I finally got some pumpkin pie last nigt
by massapequa students November 26, 2005
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Pumpkin Pie

Slang for a Native American female's vagina; not nessecarily edible.
I'ma go down to the casino at the Reservation later and scout me out some pumpkin pie.
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
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pumpkining

Going to a club and picking up girls with very orange spray on tans
Me and my homies are going to the club they like tall girls but I want to do some pumpkining
by pumkin_lover April 24, 2009
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Pumpkinitis

Soreness of the hands, wrists, arms, and/or shoulders due to the excessive making of pumpkin spice beverages
After working an 8-hour shift at the coffee shop, I had to ice my wrist due to an extreme case of pumpkinitis
by tskizzle September 19, 2014
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pumpkinitis

Getting boned in the pooper on Halloween.

This is derived from the Olde English word "Pumpkinitous" which is defined as: The act of being startled by a rooster, tripping and falling out of a barn window, down a ladder, and into a wagonload of pumpkins, resulting in a pumpkin stem piercing through your Dungarees and lodging in your anus.
larry: Yo B-train, where u been? we been playin' Keno all night at FoodMart wit out you.

billy: shit man, i got a mad case of pumpkinitis. u win?

larry: 12 bucks

billy: safe!
by larryDC August 18, 2006
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Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town

Spreading wisdom and cash around

Fed the starving and housed the poor

Showed the Vatican what gold's for

But he made too many enemies

Of the people who would keep us on our knees

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?

Oh my!

Peter Pumpkinhead pulled them all

Emptied churches and shopping malls

Where he spoke, it would raise the roof

Peter Pumpkinhead told the truth

But he made too many enemies...
Peter Pumpkinhead put to shame

Governments who would slur his name

Plots and sex scandals failed outright

Peter merely said

Any kind of love is alright

But he made too many enemies...

Peter Pumpkinhead was too good

Had him nailed to a chunk of wood

He died grinning on live TV

Hanging there he looked a lot like you

And an awful lot like me!

But he made too many enemies...

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkin

Hooray for Peter Pumpkinhead

Oh my oh my oh!

Don't it make you want to cry oh?

Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead
by Death Menace February 8, 2023
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