Pullin' a Flo'

When one narcs out on doing something awesome.

Hey, Joey, want to shotgun some beers and go to the baseball game?

No, I have to do homework, it's due in a week.

Wow, man, you're pullin' a flo'.

by Freddie C March 20, 2008

pullin' a dale

fake falling asleep when an UGLY chick is trying to hook up with you.

John: dude, did he just fall asleep on that girl?
joe: nahh, he's just pullin' a dale
:)

by BiGGEST B0SS U SEEN THUSS FARRR May 5, 2008

Pullin' A Palin

1) Quitting when faced with adversity.

2) Responding to questions with cliches and colloquialisms to avoid admitting that you don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about.

1) John is quitting his job because his manager got mad at him for being late.

2) When I asked my history teacher about the Battle of Antietam, I could tell he was Pullin' a Palin when he started rambling about the Industrial Revolution.

by BWI July 30, 2009

Pullin' a Jackie

A. When an individual becomes so intoxicated that they are no longer in control of their bowels and shit all over their house.

B. When a female becomes so enraged with her significant other that she beats the living shit out of him. (Preferably in public or in company of others)

a. Yo, at that party last night that girl pulled a Jackie and it was dank!

b. That hoe was pullin' a Jackie on his ass right there in the food court!

by no-a January 13, 2009

Pullin' a Scotty

If reference to Montgomery Scott, Mr. Scott, or Scotty of Star Trek lore. When you say a task will take longer to complete than it actually will, so that when the task is completed sooner than expected you are looked favorably upon.

Scotty told Captain Kirk that it would take 10 hours to repair the main deflector, but in reality it only took 2 hours. Scotty smiled as Captain Kirk praised the hell out of him for Pullin' a Scotty.

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Boy: Did you hear that? Bill just told his boss he couldn't complete his project report in one day, but I know for a fact that those reports only take 15 minutes.

Girl: Bill's been having a hard time with the new boss, so he was Pullin' a Scotty to get in good with him.

by R0wan August 22, 2009

Pullin' a Palin

To admit that you are quitting your job because your employers would be better off without you.

The CEO was Pullin' a Palin when he told us we might be better off with someone who doesn't make decisions with a coin toss.

by Pyrite Foolsgold July 10, 2009

Pullin wool

Doing your best to fornicate with your woman of choice for the night.

"Stop texting me im pullin wool."

"Stop cockblocking me, I'm pullin wool."

by BMort and the Browns February 25, 2008