Puddling

The act of washing ones parts while squatting next to a fuel pump or while squatting between parked trucks or cars. This is done by scooping water up from the ground with your hands (preferably after a rain shower).

To stay fresh, the lot lizard had to do some puddling between tricks

by SaltyWhale1 May 11, 2013

Puddles

the liquid mass, right before the beauty gass exits the pipe and destroys your lungs

I smoked many puddles before I walked in the room and said blahahlo.

by Doop master Flash November 14, 2003

puddled

The act of being boring (much like a puddle , they are just there and boring).

I have never met such a puddled person. All you do all day is sit on the couch watching T.V. and eat.

by James Hickey24 June 4, 2007

puddled

to puddle,to wet oneself.
incontrolable bladder.

i laughed so hard, i puddled myself

by jennee d December 17, 2008

Puddled

To be drenched with copious amounts of water, splashed up by a car when one is walking on a sidewalk during or after a rain storm. When one's bodily composition goes from 60% water to 100% water.

It was raining as I walked home yesterday, when out of nowhere a car came flying by and absolutely puddled me.

by HeadHunterX11 April 6, 2017

puddle

if stepped in, means you have had sex. If not wearing a boot and getting ur foot wet would mean to not wear a condom and got pregnet

I stepped in a puddle yesterday

by Lucy double L March 15, 2007

puddled

puddled - though more common words are used to describe the act of sex. this one raises an eyebrow or two. You may use this word when trying to confuse someone, or insult someone larger then you, for they may not know immediatly that you are deserving a beating.

1. I puddled your mom...
2. Allen, I puddled your mom.
3. guess what I did last night...I puddled your face.

by tequilaeric May 22, 2007