The frequent sex you get from your partner while the relationship is new while they are still trying to "hook" you.
Dewayne hasn't gotten any in weeks. They've been dating a few months now, he must be all out of promotional sex. I heard she's also quit shaving her legs and gained 20 pounds.
by Donna Schultz March 13, 2008
Get the PROMOTIONAL SEX mug.The raising of one's status as a result of crossing a literal, or figurative, border to an area where one is of higher relative status than where they came form.
This can be done by moving to an area where one's race or nationality automatically makes them elite, and/or moving to an area where one's financial means are much higher than the median as compared to where one is moving from.
This "move" does not have to be a physical move...it can be a social move. This is best evidenced by a loser white guy going after minority women to get a hot one (e.g. mail-order brides). Likewise, any decent looking white woman can always secure herself a wealthy husband if she is willing to hook up with a successful black guy or an Asian guy.
This can be done by moving to an area where one's race or nationality automatically makes them elite, and/or moving to an area where one's financial means are much higher than the median as compared to where one is moving from.
This "move" does not have to be a physical move...it can be a social move. This is best evidenced by a loser white guy going after minority women to get a hot one (e.g. mail-order brides). Likewise, any decent looking white woman can always secure herself a wealthy husband if she is willing to hook up with a successful black guy or an Asian guy.
When the Smiths retired and moved to Mexico, they got a border promotion and were able to live in a much nicer house.
That piece of white trash couldn't get a decent-looking white girl to save his life, but once he went down the mail-order bride route, he got a really hot wife due to the border promotion.
That piece of white trash couldn't get a decent-looking white girl to save his life, but once he went down the mail-order bride route, he got a really hot wife due to the border promotion.
by Bill From VA December 12, 2008
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Mike gave himself an email promotion when he changed the title in his email signature from Programmer to Web Manager.
by The One Who Can't Be Named July 30, 2008
Get the email promotion mug.Self-promotion isn't a recommendation because if you have to say it, it's more than likely not true.
Jerry - "I'm not here to brag but I have won over 30 business awards, been the manager of 3 companies and I'm only 23"
Paul - "Hey now, Self-promotion isn't a recommendation"
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Why are you provoking?
by #IKnowEverything September 18, 2018
Get the provoking mug.Sad proofing is a process that occurs after a friend breaks up with their boyfriend/ girlfriend. It consists of removing all artifacts of the relationship and placing in them in a box that is hidden from said friend. Sad proofing is done in order to keep the recently heart broken person from sitting around being sad.
Jim: "Yeah, I had to sad proof John's room last night after I found him weeping in bed with a bunch of pictures of his girlfriend all over his room."
Steve "I did the same thing for my friend the other day. Ever break up needs a good ol' sad proofing session"
Steve "I did the same thing for my friend the other day. Ever break up needs a good ol' sad proofing session"
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