Practical Joke

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by VVoody September 11, 2003
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Some things are just too practical to work. The practicality threshold is defined as the line beyond which things become too practical for use.
"Hey, why are we taking a hot air balloon to the moon instead of a rocket?"

"Because the rocket is past the practicality threshold!"
by Zephaire January 1, 2009
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best practice

An invented term by corporate management to describe one person's solution to a work task or process as 'revolutionary' or so unique that one is required to share this 'practice' with others at work.

The politically correct and corporate accepted term used to require folks to gather together in a time wasting meeting so the expenditures can be justified to senior management.
The agenda for tomorrow's meeting is to share best practices.
by jellybean8731 September 23, 2009
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Track Practice

A way for athletic officials at your school to give you a beating...eventually leading to passing out or sometimes death.
Culminates to meets on the weekends, which are not nearly as hard as the practices you endure during the week.
I think I might die after track practice today.
by Tired Boy March 7, 2005
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Bar Practice

The act of practicing drinking beers at different bars to see which bar you like the best
Tonight I've got bar practice.
by Tina B. May 12, 2007
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practice meat

When a female has sex with a guy only with the intentions of conditioning her pussy for another man.
So I heard that Brittany fucked Brice but she was only using him as practice meat for Heeth.
by BigWilliesMeat December 20, 2020
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practically perfect

Almost always perfect. Perfect, but in a practical way.
Jenna is practically perfect with her 4.99 Uber rating and 4.94 survey score.
by Edwardo Sanchez 8727 April 11, 2023
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