poon

big ol' wet, sopping, flaps of that are located between whores legs. there fore, guys do not have a poon (inless they get some hard core surgery done) men usually have a temptation to shove there big ol' long sholngs in that there poon

Jeff:"damn! last night i shoved my big ol; long shlong in that bitches poon!
Joe:"well did tht poon taste like tuna or salmon?"
Jeff: *sarcastic* "that poon was more fresh than a purina purifyer!!!"

by very kewl kid with the helpkid May 4, 2012

poon

To beat someone with skill and with ease

you got pooned
im gonna poon you
you aint no poon

by GaryG March 18, 2006

poon

a term to be used when someone is acting silly

you silly poon

by little poon May 10, 2003

poon

kill: often used while playing halo or other various games of the sort. also in games of competitive nature such as football and wrestling.

1. i'll poon you, you noob

2.we'll poon those noobs

by Cole January 20, 2005

poon

a pussy,sissy,ranker and/or fag

Luis M Guzman Jr from Las Vegas Nevada is the gayest poon in our school.

by casperlv702 September 10, 2003

poon

A young female which is probably underage, which older males are attracted to.

Dude1: Hey, chick out that girl, she is a proper poon!
Dude2: Woah, no way dude! I aint touching that!

by charlesx2 July 5, 2011

poon

Action of hitting object.

Verb

I pooned him in the face. <dicovered accidentually while playing Enter the Matrix>

by Steven Hollingshead October 20, 2003