A man's asshole

To get one's ass kicked in a Game.
Also known as Power Owned.

what you do to a noob

nothing... this word does not exist because the true spelling is p-u-n-e. so look up p-u-n-e

A smelly brazilian who finds pleasures in getting action with wooden chefs

Someone so lame that they will never get laid in their life, unless they somehow scrape together enough money to hire a ho. Ranks above an unterpoon

pooning, or pooner, when some one sleeps with a pillow between their legs they are spooning the pillow which makes the word poon