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Pensionalized

Takes the words pension and penalized to form new word meaning one who has had his or her pension reduced or eliminated by the company that they had served during their working life.
Poor mr jones has been pensionalized and is now living on the street due to his former employer taking away his pension after serving them faithfully for 38 years.
by Walter eagle December 18, 2010
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Pensioner Pants

Baggy trousers worn by old people. The waist is usually elasticated because the wearer has arthritic fingers incapable of fastening buttons and zips. The decrepit bag-wearer always forgets to wash these repulsive garments which end up smelling like a Paki's toilet on a particularly bad day. Pensioner Pants are very popular with obese, long-past-it security guards who bore you to death with tales of their holidays in South Africa.
Good God! Look at Pork Scotch! What's the old twat wearing now?

They're his Pensioner Pants. Had them since 1973 and never washed them.
by Flappy Dickwad June 3, 2009
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Poncin'

Derived from the adjective "Pimping." To be pimped out in English fashion
Mel: Did you all see the royal wedding yesterday morning?
Niel: That wedding was poncin'!
by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011
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pensieve

When you pull out of a girl, as you are about to cum, and then discharge your jizz from your wand into her belly button creating a mystical pool of memory and experience, similar to that of Dumbledore's Pensieve.
I don't like to cum inside girls, i like to execute the pensieve.

The other day i was having a wank and i came so hard i pensieved myself.
by Cram Edward January 22, 2017
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Ponding

The action of dunking someone in a pond
Stop ponding me!
by abbicus February 23, 2019
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Pondicherry

A lovely coastal city in India, colony of the French, where people don't sleep and study 24/7. Also called PANDICHERRY or Puducherry
Teacher: Beta you know back in Pondicherry we never slept, we studied 24/7
Student: That's crazy and all but did we ask?
by ImagineWritingAName November 13, 2021
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feast of ponies

a threesome position where in the dude lies down and one girl mounts him, the other sits on his face and then the girls make out while the dude goes to town.
every dude wants to do a feast of ponies
by dreadedskullet January 6, 2006
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