by Piks Fresh2Def January 20, 2018

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.
Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022

A type of invisible spirit that typically haunts low income families that want the council to move them somewhere nicer.
"Ere shazza, it's another rejection letter. I reckon we could call the papers and roll out a 'Poltergeist' that'll do the trick"
by srcl72 July 5, 2019

Sad little dumb bitch who spends all day on discord talking to funny little internet people about his original characters.
known for being the first ever guy to be as annoying as to depopulate a whole server in about 3 months.
currently basking in the glory of music from Radiohead, Deftones, TOOL and Nine inch nails. occasionally Slowdive and Alice in chains. put short; bitchless.
known for being the first ever guy to be as annoying as to depopulate a whole server in about 3 months.
currently basking in the glory of music from Radiohead, Deftones, TOOL and Nine inch nails. occasionally Slowdive and Alice in chains. put short; bitchless.
"Have you heard from Poltergeist today?"
"Yeah, I have. He's still questioning reality and the impact society may have on young, impressionable teens."
"same old guy."
"Yeah, I have. He's still questioning reality and the impact society may have on young, impressionable teens."
"same old guy."
by ceoofpoltergeist July 14, 2023

Man oh man my neighbors got it going on, that is one milf I'd like to Poltergeist
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by A Guy like Me July 3, 2016
