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yonky plonk

When a male cow is having sexual intercourse with you and violently sharts all over your cock and balls
I masturbated to Greg doing a yonky plonk in the field yesterday
by Yonker August 29, 2022
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AC Plonk

aircraftman second class in the RAF
He had recently been on leave, wearing the uniform of an AC Plonk (newly joined airman) …
by Delbosco October 14, 2021
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fat plonk

When someone shits in the girl's bathroom. Specifically a black stinky one.
Person 1: EW SOMEONE DID A FAT PLONK
Person 2: Isabel.
by personwhowritesdefiontions October 8, 2021
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plonked

when someone is just super shwasted
dude she drank so much she was so plonked
by mommymckee July 14, 2021
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plonk!

Inspired by the 'planking' craze, the art of plonking is to lay a turd horizontally across the ground any objects outside of Plonk! wine bar.
That guy was a jerk. We should take a 'plonk!' on the patio.
by golden cobra July 13, 2011
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plonk

a onomatopoeia for dropping shit on things or people
Guy1: Hey
Guy2:what
Guy1:plonk
Guy2:(bleeds out)
by bahablastforsale June 16, 2025
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Plonk

The sound made when a person is added to a killfile, muted, or blocked.
I'm done with you. <plonk>
by af63 February 21, 2022
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