Plonk Wash

To be wanked off past the vinegar strokes, so you spill ya mess.

Go on love.. give us a plonk wash.

by PieboyB December 24, 2017

plonked

when someone is just super shwasted

dude she drank so much she was so plonked

by mommymckee July 14, 2021

Plonk

The sound made when a person is added to a killfile, muted, or blocked.

I'm done with you. <plonk>

by af63 February 21, 2022

plonk!

Inspired by the 'planking' craze, the art of plonking is to lay a turd horizontally across the ground any objects outside of Plonk! wine bar.

That guy was a jerk. We should take a 'plonk!' on the patio.

by golden cobra July 13, 2011

fat plonk

When someone shits in the girl's bathroom. Specifically a black stinky one.

Person 1: EW SOMEONE DID A FAT PLONK
Person 2: Isabel.

by personwhowritesdefiontions October 08, 2021

plinky plonk

Yes Its a word- it is an awesome vehicle and guess what you can have your own plinky plonk if you just turn on in the night garden.

Makka Pakka rides a plinky plonk

by March 21, 2022