short poppies 

A New Zealand slang for a small towner, someone who hasn't left the town they were born in. This term is used usually in a derogatory sense i.e. a dim local, ignorant hick, etc.

The town is filled with short poppies, not a working brain in the bunch.

short poppies by Briggs215 May 28, 2014

Puppies In The Tub 

When a man gets both of his testicles in a womans ass. Sometimes accompanied by his penis, fingers, or other sexual objects. It is spoken that way because they say it is as difficult as keeping multiple small Canine's in a bathtub.

I went for the old "puppies in the tub", and now my left nut is sore.

Puppies In The Tub by Chedabob February 5, 2008

Pippi Longstocking 

Pippi is the voice of those without, an anarchist-feminist (and possibly socialist) Swedish childrens' book charachter from the 60's and 70's.

Together with her two best friends Tommy and Annika, 8-ish year old Pippi sails the world, beats up grown men, carries her horse, adopts a monkey, meets her father - the pirate Blue Beard and - above all- swears to never grow up.

I am NOT doing the laundry two days before I actually run out of clean clothes - I mean you have to ask yourself What Would Pippi Longstocking Do?

Pippi Longstocking by The Pippi Coalition September 20, 2011

Hush Puppies 

A declaration spoken by someone who feels that they would not be able to handle (or be content with) a future event and/or an event that is developing in the present moment. It can also be used to refer to a past event as a clarifying statement regarding your feelings.

Origin:
After a long night of food a college stoner was still feeling the munchies. He decided at the last second to order the dollar-sized Hush Puppies at Long John Silvers and the Cashier took the $1.06 from the stoner. After several minutes, she came back to the register with the stoner's money in her hand. She handed the money back to the stoner and said "I'm sorry, here's your dollar-six back. I can't handle Hush Puppies right now. Do you want fries or fish or something?" From that point on, the term Hush Puppies was coined.

"Hush Puppies dude." (referring to walking up a steep hill)
"That's Hush Puppies."
"I call Hush Puppies."
"Hush Puppies."
"I can't handle this -- dude Hush Puppies."
"That's Hush Puppies. You hit me man. Not cool. That is Hush Puppies!"

Hush Puppies by AndrewVS April 26, 2010

Scottie Pippen 

NBA hall of famer who won 6 titles while playing for the Chicago Bulls alongside Michael Jordan. Most famous for blocking Justin Bieber's jumpshot during the 2011 NBA All-Star Celebrity Game.

Scottie Pippen: Go back to Canada pussy!

Scottie Pippen by D-robs March 6, 2011

puppies 

Baby dogs.

puppies by Anonymous February 16, 2003

sloppy pippin 

Sticky mess created by the inability to supress an ultra violent orgasm

When you go for the Jersey turnpike, and she closes the entrance ramp, resulting in a dirty sanchez, and maybe a pearl necklace(optional) thus creating a Sloppy Pippin

sloppy pippin by Evilelf March 27, 2004