Oden's pillar

A metaphorical description of Greg Oden's penis based on the mythological chair upon which Oden sat and ruled the nine realms of the Norse universe.

Person 1: "Wo! did you check out Oden's Pillar?"
Person 2: "Not possible, the Norse gods and their worlds are myths"
Person 1: "I was referring to the picture Greg Oden took of his penis"
Person 2: "Oh yeah. I can only describe that thing as traumatic"

by lynroadskyroad October 04, 2013

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Taint Pillars

Thighs. Guardians of the Taint.

After my 5 mile run in your mother's T-back my Taint Pillars are bloody raw.

by Clit Commander 2010 March 25, 2010

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pillar balla

a balla who stands behind the pillar in a bar. Only peeking his head around the pillar to stalk out his prey.

Yo ya see dat pillar balla over der. he's pretty fine.

by wellfuck April 19, 2009

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pillar of society

A sarcastic term used to describe dubious characters or anyone taking more from society than they give. Often shortened to “pillar;” it covers the stereotypical chavs, under-achievers and people from grimy social standings..

Adam: "You hear Joe got nicked for dealing crack?"
Tim: "Pillar of society"

or

Tim: "Kelly just had her 7th kid... she's only 20, never had a job and spends more time in the GUM clinic than Russell brand!"
Adam "what an absolute pillar of society"

by 92gordon April 20, 2010

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