An all time favorite sex finisher among southern plantation owners. The Texas Piñata is often done when, upon climax, you quickly pull out and shove your meat in your partner's mouth. After you've shot your load into her you pull out again and slap her mouth so hard with your thick meat hog that she spits all of your splooge out.
"Hey Bosiefus, what's that damn move ya'll does with ol One Ton Tana again?"
"Well that there is called the Texas Piñata, just tried it with ma cousin the other day!"
"Well that there is called the Texas Piñata, just tried it with ma cousin the other day!"
by Slamham Jim February 02, 2020
by Fartboiii865 May 05, 2016
by Largegenitals69 May 10, 2016
when your fucking a girl in her vagina and right when she is about to have an orgasm you stick candy in vagina and u push it in with your dick!!!!
bambam..." dude i gave my gf the piÑata pumper and she loved it!!!"
connor..." i still like the squealing racoon better..."
bambam..." fuck off connor so fucking nasty..."
connor..." i still like the squealing racoon better..."
bambam..." fuck off connor so fucking nasty..."
by 13@M13@M July 25, 2009
Zombie Piñata is when you take a shit in a dead woman/girl's vagina and proceed to jump on her stomach. This will cause all your shit to fly out of her vagina like a Piñata at a 8 year old's birthday party.
by Zombie Piñata God August 31, 2009
Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!
by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013
A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.
VI
VI
person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}
by AlmightyChad December 14, 2022