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Bully white people day

“the black community and rest of the community has come together and unified to bully white people on this ‘date of the month and day’. no this is not racism if they’re white and yes they deserved it after all these years and today we’re here to reclaim our supremacy to white people be ready” (janurary 17th)
person number 1: hey today is national bully white people day!
person number 2: sweet! time to call my white neighbor next door a cracker!
by Jcracker November 28, 2021
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Fuck short people day

On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it
Person 1: Dude, its fuck short people day
Short person: oh hell no
by Dhhdhshsh December 31, 2020
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Respect short people day

So basically u have to respect everyone short and tall people must be punished. U now have permission to kick tall peoples shins :))
Oh look it’s ‘Respect short people day’. I must go respect luckas 🤠👍🏻
by Luckas u prick :)) October 19, 2020
mugGet the Respect short people daymug.
On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day
by Pug? October 6, 2021
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National kick tall people day

On October 25th, you can kick people over 5' 4" without any consequences
Person 1 (shorter than 5' 4"): Do you know what day it is?
Person 2 (Taller than 5'4"): No, what?
Person 1: National kick tall people day, where anyone shorter than 5'4 can kick people taller than 5'4!
Person 2: WHY
by KazuichiSoda October 21, 2021
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National Throw Tall People Day

In response to National Throw Short People Day, National Throw Tall People Day is a day when you are legally allowed to throw tall people (5'10" or taller) without their consent on October 22nd.
"Wow! You better watch out because you're taller than 5'10" and today is National Throw Tall People Day!"
by Yellow#2969 October 21, 2020
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National Stomp on Short People Day

October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.
"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*
by thlying October 22, 2020
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