Powder pecker

another term for coke enduced floppy cock.

Shit man, I couldn't bone her last night because I had powder pecker.

by LegendaryPKer November 23, 2014

Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

Porous Pecker

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

by andy1 March 4, 2009

Pechy moment

when you mess up in a video game. By even the smallest degree.

Guy1: why did you just run in there without a gun

Guy2: I thought it would work
Guy1: Nah man that's just a Pechy moment

by Nispma November 6, 2020

peckerboo

The most unpleasant situation where a man's penis unexpectedly maneuvers its way out of the fly hole of his underwear. A peckerboo usually occurs as the result of either (a) a sudden movement or (b) walking for extended periods. Public Peckerboos are the most severe, as they force a man to adjust his junk in front of everyone in the room.

Man I'm sorry I just grabbed my junk in front of your mom, my di#k was playing peckerboo.

by lawman186583 February 8, 2014

Peached off

When a coworker is sensitive and bruises easily, like a peach.

Dude, Greg gets his feelings hurt so easy.
I know he us sensitive like a peach. He is peached off!

by UAW977 June 15, 2015

Pacheco Sneaker

You take a dump in somebody's shoes without them knowing it, especially when they are passed out drunk.

After Ryan passed out, they drunk jenga'd him and gave him a pair of Pacheco Sneakers.

by TastyMcJuicy March 27, 2009