by mickeytherat June 26, 2009
Get the PBR Effectmug. A Wonderful New Holiday Tradition: One-Handed Beer Football
Remember the Bud Bowl? The PBR Bowl is kind of like that, only less aimed at convincing underage kids to drink.
A growing gathering of hardy souls has been meeting at a park outside of tiny Emerson, Iowa, on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Their goal: play some goddamn football. That goal quickly deteriorates into just drinking as many Pabst Blue Ribbons as humanly possible.
The rules are simple:
• 40 yard field, 20 yards for a first down
• One-hand touch
• All players must have a PBR in hand at all times
• If you drop your beer, chug it and grab another
• First to 70 points wins, unless the beer runs out or everyone gets too tired
• Extra points for beards and mullets
Remember the Bud Bowl? The PBR Bowl is kind of like that, only less aimed at convincing underage kids to drink.
A growing gathering of hardy souls has been meeting at a park outside of tiny Emerson, Iowa, on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Their goal: play some goddamn football. That goal quickly deteriorates into just drinking as many Pabst Blue Ribbons as humanly possible.
The rules are simple:
• 40 yard field, 20 yards for a first down
• One-hand touch
• All players must have a PBR in hand at all times
• If you drop your beer, chug it and grab another
• First to 70 points wins, unless the beer runs out or everyone gets too tired
• Extra points for beards and mullets
by Gerald Woods December 6, 2011
Get the PBR Bowlmug. A quick washing of the Penis, Balls & Rectum. The male equivalent of the "PTA bath" or "whore's bath," the key difference being what's being washed.
I was dealing with a severe case of swamp ass so I headed back to the camper and gave myself a PBR bath.
by Mike Penice November 19, 2016
Get the pbr bathmug. Man, I was ice fishing and had a PBR misfire, there was beer all over the shack.
I left the beer in the cold car overnight and when I went to crack one open I had a PBR misfire
I left the beer in the cold car overnight and when I went to crack one open I had a PBR misfire
by huckmewild December 6, 2013
Get the PBR misfiremug. An adjective used to describe Chillicothe, IL...anyone who lives there, as well as anyone who lives there, goes to Bradley University and drives a "I'm not a cop-car".
by Matt Libby March 25, 2003
Get the PBRmug. That feeling you get where your ego is larger than your common sense- typically inspired by copious amounts of cheap liquor
by Kipani4888 July 15, 2019
Get the PBR bravemug. by SeanyTsunami May 14, 2018
Get the PBR Sneezermug.