dirty paycheck

taking money out of someone's wallet, shitting on the bill, and placing it back in the wallet for the person to find later.

After work yesterday i gave jhonny a dirty paycheck for him to take home to his family.

by ilovethatpussy May 12, 2011

paycheck

Some of the best things in life are mistakes.

That paycheck did me a favour.

A lesson learned.

by soulmate July 2, 2004

whole paycheck

Likewise, in every supermarket in Canada, cuts of beef suitable for roast beef are terribly expensive. I go to the supermarket and look in the meat section for something I can afford. If my eyes stray onto the price tag of a roast of beef, what pops into my mind is the bit about the second mortgage!

PS It's "free-range" not "range-free."

I wish I could afford a roast of beef, but I've already spent the whole paycheck/second mortgage.

by David Ferrier July 20, 2008

paycheck

The ejaculate of a male

Man, I was banging this nasty bitch and gave her my paycheck on her tits!

by Werdup May 13, 2005

Orgasmic Paychecks

shake receives fuckin orgasmic paychecks (is that enough words yu urban dictionary cockmasterz!)

shake receives orgasmic paychecks

by Rissole Rozz December 31, 2008

PaycheckC

or Paycheck Core, PXC (played off HXC for hardcore)

Someone who works way too much

damn! kevin is so PayCheckC we works his ass off all day for nothing!

by Ben Gogoglski July 31, 2007

paycheckitis

A recurrent affliction that causes an employee to miss work on a payday despite being healthy enough earlier in the day to come in and get his or her paycheck

Larry (exasperated after arriving to work): I was looking forward to going out tonight to start off the weekend. Why did the manager have to call me in again?
Curly (who also works there): Haven't you noticed that Moe keeps calling in sick on certain Fridays? Came down with a bad case of paycheckitis.

by Beeljo July 20, 2016