Pastry plan

A life plan that is unsure/flakey

Are we really going to do this or is it just a pastry plan?

by Pipibug99 September 19, 2018

Puff Pastry

A post intercourse swollen puffy pussy.

I hit Rachel’s pussy up good last night. That’s was some beautiful puff pastry when I was done.

I love going down on her fresh puff pastry and making her squirm.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

German pastry

To intentionally leave a large dump in the shared bed of a loved one, for anger, revenge or humor purposes.

Bob left a big German pastry for Alice, in retaliation for her Dutch oven.

by Rutiger Williams January 17, 2009

pastry puffer

A person attracted to very young, possibly underage, females. Usually used when referring to anime.

Master is a sultry pastry puffer.

Joe, you're a pastry puffer?!

by LittleMissGuro March 4, 2017

Pastry Chef

A term to describe an upscale baker that specializes in making fancy pastries, pies, cakes, and the like, but knows very little, if anything, about preparing breads or other yeast products

Pastry Chef

by waspcoloredstain July 21, 2013

Tuna Pastry

when a female has white flaky crust on her fancy piece.

I was getting ready to get it on with this chic and then she pulled off her pants..... i stopped cuz she had a tuna pastry going on down below.

by Fixit June 29, 2006

Pastry Chef

Among experienced chefs in the food industry, "pastry chef" may be used as a derogatory term for cooks or chefs who lack real industry experience but believe themselves to be of exceptional talent and/or are very attracted to the idea of high-level cooking or baking such as what would be done in a fine restaurant, often at the expense of fundamental skill or substance. A 'pastry chef' typically lacks the overall fortitude to properly perform in an industry kitchen or will become dissatisfied when they are not treated as being important to the operation of that kitchen.

"That kid quit after two weeks - He was a total pastry chef!"

by Rusland June 18, 2019