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Perfume Penis

The object on the inside of the perfume lid used to apply the perfume. Also known as the perfume wand.
You: What is this thing on the perfume lid?
Your friend: Oh! That's the perfume penis.
You: I thought it was called the perfume wand?
Your friend: No. I think perfume penis makes more sense...
You: Yea. It does.
by Steve the Alligator April 21, 2011
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snatch parfume

Is the after smell on your cock or in your bedroom after you had sex. This also pertains to the sex smell found in ones belly button after having sex with a overly "wet" woman!
Tom could believe the strong snatch parfume in his bedroom, after having fucked Lisa!
by guyfawkes74 December 14, 2009
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parumbana

Zambian, it means to bless the soul with good omens. Typically used at the end of a conversation or as a respectful greeting, sometimes used in funeral arrangements as well.
Zambian: in zambia we say Parumbana, it mean to bless the soul with good omens
Mike: Thank you very much! to you too!

Zambian 1: hello my friend! Parumbana!
Zambian 2: Parumbana to you too sir.

Zambian funeral director: This soul has now passed onto the other side, we shall bow our hands and exchange sorrow through our minds. Parumbana to all lost souls, may they one day find peace.
by DE July 18, 2005
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Purfume Bath

When someone farts opens the shower, sticks there butt in farts then runs.
How was your Purfume Bath?
Damn that stinks!!!!!!!!!1
by beanie B**** March 25, 2011
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perfume commercials

Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other
Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.
by ayeospagettio December 11, 2014
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Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.
Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!
by Vinderex January 7, 2018
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perfuma

The cute flower girl from she-ra . She doesn't like it when you throw tanks at friends.
"We do not throw tanks at friends!" - perfuma
by ~HeyAdora~ December 12, 2020
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