tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie April 16, 2006

one pant leg rolled up

A trend either worn by: a- celebrities such as LL Cool J back in the early 90's or Eminem, b- the thug or gangsterish crowd, c- people who ride bikes.

Situation: Adam had "one pant leg rolled up" accidentally. Melissa gives him an awkward look. He says, "Yes I'm gangsta!" She replies, "You know who else wears their pants that way?... People who ride bikes!"
Hysterical.

by missliss April 15, 2008

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 17, 2006

One-Shoed Dirty Leg

A girl that is such a slut (and has so many different guy's cum running down her leg) that (i) she either lost her shoe during all the fucking that she is doing or (ii) can't afford a second shoe.

Paris Hilton without money

by J. Kev January 09, 2004

The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.

I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.

by Nachtein January 24, 2012

Leg One Out

Gooner terminology for masturbating without any aids, such as porn, lotion etc, typically used when pleasing oneself. This form of dry masturbation usually involves a bator using just their imagination (Spankbank) or watching something fairly SFW on TV or online. It is the pinnacle of goonerism as it shows one's ability to beat off without needing sexual stimulants and how dedicated they are to cumming as they "struggle" their way to a cumshot.

AKA "L1o"

Brickzilla: I know Courtney Cronin is probably causing many men to Leg one out, whenever she's on TV.

Girthmasterr: It's probably the same way for Taylor Rooks and Lindsay Hamilton whenever she does SC in a short skirt

Johnny Champ: I feel the same way about Julia Rose Glover and Courtney Simonne Hawthornwaite

by GermanGoon January 13, 2025