Thanks, one way!

Thanks, one way! Is a statement or response to one person that only thinks of themselves.

Person 1- I just took the last piece of pizza.

Person 2- Thanks, one way!

by Hankscolts June 25, 2011

One Way Joe

A person who has to have everything their way and puts other people down for having different taste.

Hey man you want to go see a concert tonight?

Who's playing?

Well it's sort of an electronic..

Let me STOP you right there that music is for liberal pussies and gays. It has nothing god fearing to do with it... Pantera? That's a band.

You're such a One Way Joe.

by moosir2u December 30, 2013

One-Way-Valve

Refers to the sphincter muscle in the rectum. Usually refers to the out-going flow of the body of any material.

When drinking heavily on Spring break in Key West, your friends are heard to say "Don't let them puncture your one-way-valve!"

by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

one way ticket

Hit song by The Darkness. Talks about snorting crack...hence the name. a real kickass song, the chorus gets you going every time.

And back!
One Way Ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

Sitar / effects
Stick it up your f*cking nose! (Woohoo!)
Solo

Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder
Pausing long enough to snort that white powder
Wheels steering off but I'm still on track
Bought a one way ticket to hell

And back!
One way ticket to hell and back (yeah)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back (ooh yeah)
One way ticket to hell and back,
Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)

by ibreakcrayons584 May 30, 2006

one way street

A road you drive in the same direction as everyone else on... Most of the time.

My sister-"There's no traffic going the same way as me on this road!"

Me-"That's cause it's a one way street you idiot."

by Roberto Burbank-o December 03, 2008

Wisconsin One Way Window

The simple act of shitting into a lovers mouth, then quickly but lovingly wrapping his/her face in saran wrap. Thus allowing them to see the light of being able to spit it out but not being able to much like a one way window.

I gave Heather a "Wisconsin One Way Window" she was down with it until she finally spit it out and got pieces of corn stuck in her teeth, that she felt was over the line.

by Tahahahaha August 10, 2011

One way mirror relationship

When 2 people are in a relationship, but only one loves the other. The unloved one is unaware of it and continues to believe that both feel Equal about each other.

"I think I'm going to break up with Zeke. We just have a one way mirror relationship, you know?"

by Bob The Ghost July 15, 2016