chief sandwich officer 

The individual in every organization that is most concerned by what is for lunch. He/She does not order lunch. But must have lunch. Always. Even when it is dinner.
Father of the modern position of Chief Sandwich Officer: Brady Walcott.

One hour after lunch, my Chief Sandwich Officer explained he was hungry. Being experienced senior management, he produced a pocket sandwich and ate heartily. This both quieted his hunger and insured I had to answer all client questions since his mouth was full and it would be rude to speak.

chief sandwich officer by Troubled by the CSO April 8, 2015

skid safety officer 

To piss on and clear away another mans skids in the pan after a good poo.

'I'm a skid safety officer sir, I'll clean that'

'Wow that's a mess, better do my duty as a skid safety officer and hose that down'

skid safety officer by BAZLEYSMASH December 4, 2015

Special Officer Doofy 

He plays a mentally retarded police officer in "Scary Movie". In the end he turns out to be F**KING HOT!!!!

I want to be arrested by Special Officer Doofy!

Special Officer Doofy by ilovetorres June 10, 2011

security officer 

An individual who when given a master key, radio, and flashlight turns into the douchiest know it all on the planet.

Oh look Josh the Security Officer is here 30 mins early for work.

security officer by Tactical Tubba January 17, 2017

Community Support Officer 

A British answer to the American Rent-a-cop.

However, CSO's have virtually no power. Apparently they can detain people for 30min until the real coppers arrive.

Also known as Chav Wranglers

Those chavlings got moved on by a CSO.

Community Support Officer by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp April 25, 2005

Sexuall Officer 

A man that is willing to do the most messed up things and is willing to put Officers before bros before hoes.

Person 1: man my job sucks. what do you do?

Officer Violater: Bro im a Sexuall Officer

Person 1: lucky!!

Sexuall Officer by Harry789 September 24, 2011

foreign service officer 

(or f.s.o for short): a deep state neo-patriot engaging in a coup d'etat

the zelensky-trump whistleblower is a real-life foreign service officer, perhaps one of the worst there is.

foreign service officer by Uncle Dimma November 13, 2019