stinky ocho

a sweaty ,fat ,old ,bald ,mexican who works in a warehouse in columbus ohio.

stinky ocho sweats in the back of semi trailers.

by steve harvey November 20, 2003

Ocho Cinco

Legal last name of the Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver formerly known as Chad Johnson.

Reporter: Don't you have better shit to do than change your last name to Ocho Cinco?

Ocho Cinco: Hell no, I live in Cincinnati.

by jimmy9234 October 18, 2008

Ocho Loko

going ocho loko is when an overworked student shotguns two four loko's at the begining of the whatthefuck shitstorm night that is soon to follow. once you go ocho loko, you can actually hear your liver whimper because it knows that at some point you will be so drunk you will be beligerantly demanding the bartender to serve you by the gallon. The high levels of crack and alcohol that is consumed when going ocho loko is especially appealling to law students. common ocho loko activities include emailing your professors the entire urban dictionary's list of synonyms for "scissoring", attempting to play darts at the bar using empty beer bottles, gratuitous use of the phrases: "I love you man", "I'ms orry ociffer", and "thats awesome". one who has gone ocho loko will also reference buttfucking as many times as possible. Nobody can describe how it feels to be in ocho loko mode because the loko goer never remembers anything from that night. Never mention the topic of ex-girlfriends around someone who has gone ocho loko; he will either begin demanding blood like he's Dexter Morgan, or sob in the corner and have a very enlightening discussion with his beer. unfortunatley, one cannot sleep off the hangover from an ocho loko night; the extremely high levels of caffeine guarantees you will be amped up and awake during the entire sobering up process. which sucks. one who is considering going ocho loko is better off just finding an nfl punter to kick their gooch with steel-toed boots.

the only way I'd vote for Sarah Palin is if I went ocho loko first. actually probably not then either...

Whats worse than going ocho loko? A Tom Arnold anything.

by TheLawman November 22, 2010

ochoed

To "own" someone badly

Player 1 just made an amazing catch over Player 2; To Player 2: "ahahah you got OcHoEd!"

by OchO_CinCo[HoF] June 17, 2008

ocho

the number 8; a word used in orgasms

"oh yeah, oh yeah. OCHOOOOOOOO"

by fhsobivry63562525 525 March 29, 2010

Ocho Cinco

The legal surname of the NFL wide receiver formerly known as Chad Johnson.

Look at Ocho Cinco go! The thirty, the twenty...

by DVDGuy October 22, 2008

ohmoq

Uzbek for dumbass.

- What the hell are you doing? ohmoq!

by Rustamabad March 7, 2009