Obese

When you can't see your penis without bending over.

(Not to be confused with "teeny weenie": when your wife can't see your penis without bending over.)

George, you've become obese; I hope you start to appreciate what I've been putting up with for all these years.

by andrewgggg January 2, 2011

obeseality

when a person likes to make sweet love to an obese person.

bill-"hey jude, did you know steve likes obeseality!"

jude-"dude! thats nastey!"

by f*ckin henri! November 5, 2009

obeser

a person that is overly obese. they have many many many chin rolls, fat rolls, and their buttox is so large they have to have custom made toilets.

ali: "omgsh katie, carely is SUCH AN OBESER!!!"

katie:"HOLY FREAKIN CRAP I KNOW! SHE HAS LIKE 50 CHINS!!! its disgusting"

by Shantal July 26, 2006

Obesity

Somebody who is over the average weight or overweight

Eduardo is fucking obesity itself he is so overweight, he has to waddle like a fucking penguin

by Xxx tentachode February 23, 2019

Obesity

America

America has an obesity epidemic...

by And i oop i dropped my flasks October 7, 2019

obesing

Willfully consume quantities of non-healthy food while knowingly gaining weight and not giving a fuck.

- Whatchadoin?

- Just obesing my third pizza.

by primalr April 23, 2017

obese

A.J Suesamichal

A.J is 100% obese. I mean you totally can't see his rib bones through his shirt

by clobamacare April 11, 2020