November 5th

The day short (5’4 & under) people are allowed to kick there tall guy friends in the nuts. But there’s a twist of the short person says there going to kick the tall person in the nuts but don’t do it the short person has to do anything the tall person says for 24 hours :))

Short girl: hey ****** guess what day it is

Tall male friend: what day

Short girl: November 5th

Tall male friend: fu*k, but if you don’t go through with kicking me in the nuts you are my minion for 24 hrs

by Iheart.hot.sons November 03, 2021

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November 5th

I don't know about the rest of the world. What you do is what you do. But on this day, We in England burn straw effigies of a terrorist who tried to blow up our parliament but sadly (or happily, depending on how you wanna look at it) failed miserably, was caught, and died to get out of being hung drawn and quartered. We burn such a scarecrow on an outdoor furnace that does wonders to speed up global warming.

Remember, remember, the fifth of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot
I know of no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

A popular poem referring to the events that took place on November 5th, 1605

by GalactaK May 21, 2020

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